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1. No matter what you are doing, always take time to clean yourself.
2. Never put up with anything you don't fully enjoy.
3. Meow until you get what you want.
4. Don't let dogs get drool all over your beautiful coat.
5. Remember who you are: don't eat what you don't like.(*see rule 15*)
6. Always accept a snack off of your human's dinner plate.
7. Make good use of your time spent alone.
8. Sleep wherever you want to sleep.
9. You don't have to do anything.
10. If your collar doesn't match your fur, find a way to get rid of it.
11. Always act superior.
12. When in doubt, take a nap.
13. Show affection, but don't be overly compulsive.
14. Walk so no one hears you.
15. If your mommy gets you the wrong catfood, wait until the next time she goes shopping, and live off of her food.
16. Always get plenty of sleep (15-24 hours is ideal).
17. Leave your fur on everything you love.
18. Sniff everything you see.
19. Bat the air to make people wonder.
20. No matter how naive you are, don't look it.
21. Stare into space to make people wonder.
22. Scratch what itches.
23. You don't need to come when you're called, but you can if you want to.
24. If your mommy is too busy to pay any attention to you, just rub your body in and out between her legs.
25. Yawn like you mean it.
26. Always sit up straight.
27. If your owners have been treating you well, bring them a present now and then.
28. If you don't get what you want, help yourself.
29. Be fun to play with, but hard to please (that way, people will try even harder to please you.
30. Dwell in places where people can't reach you.
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