Today, I am starting to write in this diary that I found in the garbage. Now I can finally express my thoughts!! I'll begin today by blurting out my feelings: I do love Foxy! I really do! It's so nice when he licks my face with his warm, soft tongue. I can't stand that new cat, Newt. AAARRGGHH!! Whew! 'Glad that's out of my system! Of course, I should also let out my deepest secret. It's about my bald tummy. The reason I have licked all the fur off of it is not because I'm nervous. It's actually because my mommy, Patricia, really wants a sphynx (a bald cat), so I'm gradually getting rid of all my fur. Then, she'll forget about adopting a sphynx, and spend more time admiring me!
Here's a picture of me pretending to be "Anne of Green Gables" at a 4-H cat show. Notice the bald tummy!
Alot has happened since the last time I wrote in here. On Monday, I caught TWO birds within the day. Then, on Tuesday, I got in a fight with the neighbor cat. Now, my owner is probably going to find this diary, and most likely, she'll post it on that web site of hers, so I'll try to make my entries more interesting.
Maybe I'll just go to bed now, and in the morning I'll find something interesting to discuss. Good Night!
Today is the day! This is the day I'll finally ruin a 4-H cat show for my mommy! I'm so excited (especially 'cause this time the theme is "Garfield Look Alike!") She thinks she'll have it made 'cause I am similary colored and I have stripes. I can't tell you how many packs of Twinkies she's tried to stuff my face with just to fatten me up (just kidding!) All that's gonna change today! First, just as she's taking me out of my cage to groom me, I'll escape her arms. Next, I'll free all the other cats so we can raid the snack bar (I hear they have hot dogs!) After we get enough to eat, I suppose we could get up on the roof, and take turns caterwauling solos. After that, we can get our exercise by dodging shoes and flower pots from aggravated neighbors. Sounds like fun, huh? Although, If I did all this, My mommy might get kind of annoyed, and might not take me home with her. Maybe I'll just cooperate, and come up with a better plan for next time.
