Once upon a time, the Three Little Pigs decided to go see their friend, Little Red Riding Hood, who lived in a cabin in Mexico. Along the way, they bought a camera, a raspberry, and a vacuum cleaner. They spent so long buying all these things that they had to hurry down to Mexico so that they wouldn't miss Little Red Riding Hood. She was about to go to Borneo for a year. And when they got there,Little Red Riding Hood was so surprised, that she decided to throw a party. So they played "Pin the Tail on the Donkey". But, they didn't have the tail, so they used poison socks and branches from pine trees.
After they were finished playing "Pin the Tail on the Donkey", they used a paintbrush to paint a sharp tooth, but they didn't know what to do with the newspaper under the tooth, so they threw it into the fireplace. Suddenly lots of smoke and sparks and burning paper erupted from the chimney. And they lived happily ever after.
The End